egberts:

astrolopy:

egberts:

do you think that mosquitos dare their friends to bite somebody with bugspray on

no, because mosquitos don’t have the mind to be able to communicate in such complex ways.

oh im sorry i didnt know u were the worlds top mosquito expert excuse me



thebootydiaries:

Just as he reaches the door, he looks back at me with a sad smile. “Hey Farha?”

I avert my gaze, blushing. “Yeah?”

He watches me in silence for a minute; sorrow oozing from his dark eyes. “Your foundation doesn’t match your neck.”



itsagifnotagif:

Me in 10 years



snapchatting:

i’m a primadonut girl